29th July

Oh Southern Trains, the internet lied
A mystery train back home I spied.
So now I'm waiting and I'm going to be late (thanks to delays)
Oh Southern Trains, It's you I hate.
A simple appointment we need to go
But it's all buggered up; I hate you so.
If only you'd bother to run on time
Then I wouldn't have to think of a silly rhyme.

12th June

Ah Southern Trains
It's Friday, great. 
A platform alteration
Just two minutes late.

5th June

Southern Trains
I love you so
No delays this time
Like 'sun on the line'

Southern Trains,
I had a plan
But I had to sit opposite a man
As I wanted because I was able
To sit in a seat which had a table.
The man's Kindle took up the space
and I couldn't get a look in his face
To tell him to shift it over a bit
and to be honest, I felt like a twit.

3rd June - the start

Oh Southern Trains,
 you fry my brain (s),
 your lovely app,
 had an update and is now crap